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About Mr BonxHey Mr B here,And welcome to the Official web site of Red Seal Records ltd, a bright and ambitious offering. The thoughts and opinions within these pages offer an insight to the world of Mr Bonx.com and have no connection, links or time for sites of a similar name. Therefore it is with great pleasure to introduce you to some real links to some of the coolest people in the music business today, check out the photos of me and my chums, and hopefully laugh at the monthly rants about life, women, going for it and lager. You can also check out my Ghostly story, up on line about a certain pub about 600 yards from my front door. Now that’s what I call handy. All the best Mr Bonx.com. Click to see the Feb 2007 rant!! » Latest News Feb 2007……Well,My Dorset Arms story is not yet in book form, but the next best thing is a local bookshop has agreed to sell it as a manuscript, which is a step in the right direction.
I'm not even going to go there on the vomit inducing ‘reality’ TV show CBB. Any-one who has read a newspaper in the last few weeks will agree the fat old dog from Battersea has had her chips, all 12 bags of them. And as for her two brain dead mates I hear Mc Donald’s are now recruiting.
Also the TV wiz kids at Endemol productions are open for any ideas for new, bigger, brasher, disgusting and general stomach churning quality television. Check them out and send them your ideas. www.myspace.com/endemolproductions Sadly I fear many will not reach the screen, especially the ones involving boiling oil, cyanide, decapitation, cannibalism and long lengths of rope: but we can all live in hope!
Talking of Shit TV, I stumbled across a programme the other day featuring several lovely ladies in their 30’s and several stupid blokes…..which seems to be the standard format these days… She walked into the room, stark naked, with a saucy grin and…the idiot of a bloke acted like an 11 year old boy. Ferociously scooping up his slimy porn mags and narrowly avoiding the huge piles of bog roll…then went to pieces. What a wanker! What has happened to real men? Emo tossers the lot of them. (And a quite word in your ear Mr Max Cunningham from 'Hollyoaks' get a big gun an just blow the bitch away)…..ooopps. In the good old days we would have kissed her hard and passionately, slapped her bum and rogered her senseless.
Oh… the days of coming home and she’s on the couch wearing nothing but a smile and lacy topped stockings, or on hot summer nights when you go out and she’s wearing a long flowing dress and no knickers… Then again after Miss Brittany Spear's performance with that one, most blokes would agree that catching the sight of her snatch, which resembled a battered sausage that had burst at one end, makes you wish she had kept her draws on!
Babe of the month for February is the extremely saucy and mighty fine Miss Nicky Whelan, and as anyone who regularly reads this page will know I have a very high opinion of Australian women.
She's an actress, TV presenter, model and dancer and just completely blows my mind. www.Nickywhelan.com.au And to conclude, it's Valentines Day again. So geezers, rush out and spend as much as you can, get a loan, rob a bank….. Just get the money. That way when she agrees to marry you, you might just have about a year of happiness before she takes you to the cleaners.
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