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Latest News July 2006……Well well… and what a naughty bunch you all are. The response to the twister picture seems to have brought out the secret twister society in force.And if that sounds a little scary, you will be pleased to know I won’t be showing all of the pix that were sent in... Even Channel 4 would blush..!
Please note the camera man has both hands on the camera. It seems there is no limit to the naughty shenanigans some people get up to; well this is the Internet I suppose. I am amazed how so many people are chucking their pix on the web, if it’s all done with good taste……
I am also amazed I haven’t been hauled over the courts for the Winne the Pooh story; (see last months rant) in fact some people who I thought would blow a blood vessel in their brain have smiled and loved it….. You Can’t beat a good old bit of British toilet humour one said, grinning… you’re not wrong ‘me Lord, and how is Lady Muck @ Horsepoo farm? Ooopps, back to music, well yes got a meeting next week, to start planning and formulating the new Mr Bonx Band. And this time were gonna do it properly. It will be a similar style to 'PUMP' but I’m looking at making the music a lot funkier and dirtier, and to try to bring a sense of humour to the proceedings. Got a cool Bass man lined up, just need a mad and bad drummer. Anyone out there…..
I did write back on this one, just reminding the young lady if she intends to give birth it's better to with the trousers off... A' no screaming now or you might get a free house @ stonecurry.net. And finally summers arrived….yippee.!!! And as usual my quality tan: consisting of bright red face, brown arms, horrifically white legs and arse and a black back never ends to impress the babes. Even when I’m naked it Looks like I’m wearing cloths….
Some top geezers I know are in the process of setting up a cool recording studio, in the heart of the Ashdown forest check, out www.ashrec.com Quite near Pooh Bear country actually (see June rant) All the very best with that one and what’s cool is my band has supported several of the top bands associated with the studio. Its funny how after years in the music biz it turns out every-one knows every-one else. And also the best thing about it is the wankers who pissed people off in the business will finally get what they disserve……….f**k all. Plans are drawn up to start recording there very soon…The 'some people’ song me tinks…Oh yes! Told ya Karma works…..
And I must just mention me gardens are looking so cool this time of year, after spending months in the shitty weather freezing me nuts’ off and getting soaked to the bone. I’ve had to cut the grass on more than one occasion near the big swimming pool at one job, not that it needs it: it’s just the babes who sprawl themselves about the place, wearing bikinis that can only be describe as pieces of string are such a friendly lot. Shame the lines on the lawn are a bit wonky……call it a perk off the job…. ‘Oh, and lady H... That red one piece costume is inspirational (for want of a Better word)
And what about the footie eh! Living in the middle of town I can tell when Engerland score cos the noise from the three nearby pubs is deafening. I really hope the lads do well, it’s a good side and we need something to lift this country’s sprits. And by the time you get to read this we’ll know the Result….
Finally my thanks to some of the contributors to this month’s news, the Lord of Hog, Mr Tim Eel and various babes who seem to want to remain anonymous? Next month should be filled with news at last of some cool music stuff… I’ll keep you posted as always. If you have a subject matter close to you heart that you want me to rip to bits, (sorry, write about.) then feel free to e-mail…nothing naughty now….. All the best Mr B……..xxx
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