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About Mr BonxHey Mr B here,And welcome to the Official web site of Red Seal Records ltd, a bright and ambitious offering. The thoughts and opinions within these pages offer an insight to the world of Mr Bonx.com and have no connection, links or time for sites of a similar name. Therefore it is with great pleasure to introduce you to some real links to some of the coolest people in the music business today, check out the photos of me and my chums, and hopefully laugh at the monthly rants about life, women, going for it and lager. You can also check out my Ghostly story, up on line about a certain pub about 600 yards from my front door. Now that's what I call handy. All the best Mr Bonx.com. Click to see the March 2007 rant!! » Latest News March 2007
Talking about electricity I recently purchased, rather embarrassingly an Abs tone up belt. It looked rather like some sort of rampant sex aid and as I strapped myself in, with the curtains closed I was looking forward to a rippling six pack in minutes. Being a bloke I did not read the instructions and as I pushed the start button it felt like about 70,000 volts tearing through my blubber.
Whilst shaking, drooling and convulsing in my pants around the living room floor, with my hair stuck up on end I couldn't find the off switch. So screaming for my Mum I ripped the dam thing off, with several layers of skin, and through it across the room. Knocking over a lamp shade, which in turn smashed into a large plant pot which fell over onto several nice glass ornaments; smashing them to pieces as well.Not particularly impressed with my recent purchase, it now lives in the bin.
Still shaking I tried to calm myself with a nice warm shower, even though my right arm, leg and eye were still twitching nervously and was even more disturbed to find the absence of any pubic hair. Not only that but my nuts had decided to disappear into my body and my once proud and momentous manhood now resembled a chewed up toffee. So a little word of warning geezers, read the bloody instructions first... and I'm sticking to my nightly run and 200 sits ups. It's a lot safer and pain free. Total babe of the month for March comes in the form of the delicious Kimberly Barret. The Mancunian beauty is also a poet, and on her myspace is one of the funniest clips I've seen in ages.
On to the TV now, and since when did Billy Piper have a large plum in her mouth, The Character in Dr. Who she played was brilliant..not the BBC yuppie displayed on Charlotte ‘Thunder butt' Church's miss able show the other night. I like Hotel Babylon, is it because it's based in Central London, or is it the girls in their uniforms…? Both I think! And talking of London, I went back there today. My Dad passed away 21 years ago (26th Feb) and I felt the need to go back to my roots, in South Norwood. It was so weird walking around the park, seeing my old house and school..everything was so much smaller!
Don't get me wrong, I love East Grinstead, the history and the countryside…but you can take a boy out of Croydon, but not Croydon outa the boy. I shed a few tears for me Dad and put some flowers by a tree in the park… All the best Arthur Trigwell, you're always in my heart
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