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Latest News November 2006……


And so into cyber space we go…..

Yes folks, Mr B ventures into yet more new territory with the joining of www.myspace.com/mrbonxcom

So people have been using it for ages, so have bands or just groovers who want to netsurf. But it’s new to me and its great fun.



Cori G. The voice of an angel, without the calories.


And some of the bands. I've been amazed at the excellence and professional sounds jumping from the computer.

One band that’s got me hooked is www.zibblingz.com Funky or what! www.myspace.com/zibbilingz
Featuring the lady above and Brother Stefan on drums they have some scorching songs, real dancy grooves and her honest voice soars high above the music. Tracks called 'dare to try' and ‘settle for less’ are real winners and I’m sure that in no time they will have an army of fanz. All the very best to you.

A brief pause while I stop dancing around the room, get my breath back and return to the real world with a bump.




Yes I read in the news it's been London fashion week recently, and here we have one of the models relaxing after a long day. After stuffing herself with a water biscuit and a stick of lettuce, followed closely by a bottle or two of vodka.
It’s no wonder they resemble stick insects. I know there meant to model the cloths and be cool but would you want to take that home to ya mother, first thing she’d say is ‘well, feed the poor bloody thing then: seen more meat on a butcher’s pencil’.

Give me a real soft round warm curvy woman any day…



Aaah, that’s better. 'Our Charlie…'

And talking of Charlie, I see good ‘ole Justin Hawkins has been parking a bit too much of the ‘beam me up Snotty’ up his hooter.

I love rock an roll, the gigs, the vibes, the music, the girls.
But I can safely say I’ve never been into that stuff. That might sound a bit hypocritical coz I like a few beers and the odd spliff, as do many people: but that stuff…very dangerous.
Just say no-fanx.



All the best matey...

And so to total babe of the month…

This is Natalie Williams, who resides in good old London town.
She’s just been play listed for BBC radio 2 and is on tour around the country as we speak. With a voice as smooth as dark chocolate and sultry smoldering looks to match she a girl in a million.



Natalie Williams.

Details:
www.Nataliewilliams.net
www.myspace.com/natwilliams

Well autumn is upon us…yet its still, when not pissing down, warm and sunny. It’s confusing me as well as the plants.
Normally I’d prune something back this time of year, chuck some good’ole horseshite at it and say bye bye till spring time, but oh no. New green shoots start bursting out from the stems.
The poor bastads think it’s already spring. Then again if it means missing out on all that Christmas bollocks, I’m one happy plant.



And you thought all garden babes looked like bush hogs.

And there’s tons of grub from the garden.
• Been making my special Mr B's Apple and berry crumble, and took one over to the pub last night.
So if it appears to be closed for the next fortnight, don't blame me.



Would you let this man in your kitchen?

Whoa! and tons of conkers. There is something that takes me back to being 7 years old, (apart from a tasty smoke and several pints)
And that’s conkers… I just love ‘em.



Politically correct game of conkers anyone?

Shame most of the horse chestnut trees (Aesrulus Hippocastanum)
in the south are looking completely fucked from the summer drought and global warming induced virus and bug attacks.


Poor old mother earth, she’s dying on her arse.

Even though I grew up a stones throw away from the Crystal Palace ground, I’ve never really given a toss about football. Its' played by overpaid, ego-fuelled arseholes, whose ‘talent’ involves kicking a ball about to impress the thousands of brain dead slappers whose only 'talent' is to spend other people’s money on drugs, cloths and plastic tits.
Sounds just like the England team then.



The New England tour bus.

So Chantelle has written a new book: she can barely string two words together, is as thick as shite and can probably just about cope with a coloured crayon. So that will sell by the bucket load then!

Sad world sometimes in ‘it

C’ ya Bxxx.


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